sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

(Source: sassykardashian)

heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

nypmh:

call me baby and princess and tell me how cute i am